A Fantasy World of Far-Out Comedy

Casting director for THE PAUL LYNDE COMEDY HOUR: Hey, I've got a way to really "butch up" Paul's next special. How about we bring in that old guy from M*A*S*H, the broad from that Sal Mineo movie and the dame from the tampon commercials?
ABC Executive: Great! Now we'll grab just about every demographic group imaginable. Terrific work fella, give yourself a raise!