I suppose this one ran in girl's comics...
A new, exciting cologne and stick deodorant two-pack in BIG BOTTLES. Start today–be grateful tomorrow because you'll have to beat men off with a stick once they catch a whiff of how lovely you now are. You may still look like hell, but you'll smell so freaking alluring that men will just fall over themselves once you come within sniffing-range.
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