TV tie-in merchandise that makes you say "cool!!"

On man, why didn't I know about these back in the 70s? I would have saved my allowance for months just to buy these incredible BIONIC MAN sneakers. I mean, imagine leaving footprints everywhere that read "bionic"...how cool would that have been? Plus they look awesome, like Keds. Wonder if they made a BIONIC WOMAN version for girls? Did anybody own these as a kid? Steve Silverman, lover of all things bionic, I'm sure you must have...no? Let us know...