Neil "Wheels" Hope (1972-2007)

"Wheels" is dead. He died in 2007 - but the news was released today. Weird.

Foodsploitation: Humpty Dumpties

When Humpty Dumpty slipped and fell,
He suffered from a fractured shell,
And when he saw his cracks and creases,
Poor Humpty simply went to pieces,
He'll make a happier landing, though,
In candy-sprinkled yeasty dough.

This frightens me.